Friendship Quotes

Monday, July 25, 2011

proverbs

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


.........................................................................


I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.


.........................................................................



Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?


........................................................................



If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


.........................................................................



Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


.........................................................................



How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?


.........................................................................



Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


.........................................................................



One should love animals.
They are so tasty.


.........................................................................



Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


........................................................................



Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.


.........................................................................



The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


.........................................................................



Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


.........................................................................



Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


.........................................................................



'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep


.........................................................................



There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning


.........................................................................



'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk


.........................................................................



'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours


.........................................................................



God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


.........................................................................



The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.



.........................................................................


A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.


On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say........


Post a Comment