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Sunday, August 14, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Brilliant and artistic !
This is amazingly brilliant and artistic!
Mona Lisa painting in Sydney , Australia .
The 3,604 cups of coffee were each filled with different amounts of milk to create the different tones and shades !
The 3,604 cups of coffee were each filled with different amounts of milk to create the different tones and shades !
Saluting Womenhood
Saluting Women hood.
lifetime of a boy to man..!!
I was born,...
A woman was there to hold me..
My mother !
I grew as a child....
A woman was there to care for
me & play with me..
My sister !
I went to school,...
A woman was there to help me learn..
My teacher !
I became depressed whenever I lost,...
A woman was there to offer me her shoulder..
My friend !
I needed company, compatibility & love...
A great woman was there for me..
My wife !
I became tough,...
A woman was there to melt me ..
My daughter !
When i die,...
A woman is there to absorb me in..
My motherland !
If you are a Man,
Value Every Woman
If you are a Woman,
Be proud to be one.
Never Argue with a Woman.
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book..
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book..
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.
Monday, July 25, 2011
proverbs
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
.........................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
.........................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
........................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
.........................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
.........................................................................
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
.........................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
.........................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
.........................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
........................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
.........................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
.........................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
.........................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
.........................................................................
'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
.........................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
.........................................................................
'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
.........................................................................
'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours
.........................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
.........................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
.........................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
.........................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
.........................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
........................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
.........................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
.........................................................................
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
.........................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
.........................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
.........................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
........................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
.........................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
.........................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
.........................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
.........................................................................
'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
.........................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
.........................................................................
'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
.........................................................................
'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours
.........................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
.........................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
.........................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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